Ask Devon

Ask Devon

For all of you guys out there that just can’t get enough Devon, here is a reprint from the “ASK THE SEXPERTS: From STUFF Magazine for Men”. It’s an article where Devon gives some great sex advice. I hope you enjoy. ๐Ÿ™‚

My penis is shaped like a banana. Do girls find this odd?

Devon: Yes, that’s totally abnormal, you freak! Just kidding. Honestly – and we are being honest, right? I cannot get off unless a guy has a slight upward bend to his penis. The curve allows him to hit my G-spot. If your doo-dah is curved downward or severely to the left or right, I’m going to have to plead the Fifth. If this is the case and your bratwurst isn’t bringing home the bacon, work on your other techniques – like tongue kung fu down below. That can make up for almost anything else.

I’d love to experiment with sex toys, but my girlfriend isn’t into anything kinky. How can I changer her mind?

Devon: I’ve always been very open sexually, so I’ve never had a problem whipping out dildos – shocking somebody really gets me off. But in this case, start small: Buy her tasteful lingerie, or watch porn together. Or suggest letting her dominate you at first, so that she’s in complete control. I blindfolded and handcuffed my boyfriend to the bed recently and got very naughty. If she does that to you, you won’t mind losing control for a little while.

((( special side note ))) Kelli says: The watching a video idea is right but make sure it’s one suitable for females. Girls aren’t usually into adult movies with lesbian scenes. Some good girl movies would be Pirates with Devon and Janine, or Bad Wives with Dyanna Lauren. She is the girl is now directs many of Devon’s movies. Another would be Jekyll and Hyde with Taylor Hayes. A porn remake of the infamous Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. In fact it’s probably one of the best adult movie’s I’ve ever seen and it was created entirely on location in Budapest. But not to worry guys – it’s not just a girl movie. After all, it is a porno. For you girls there is a great story line and for you guys there is the Vivid hottie, Taylor Hayes. The chick that kind of looks like Cindy Crawford. ๐Ÿ™‚ I should say out of the three though Pirates with Devon and Janine is probably best as it was rated one of the best (quality wise) adult movies ever made.

Anyway – once you get past the movie watching part, next introduce the sex toy as a gift. But be smart about it and make it a multi-item gift. Maybe get her some flowers and vibe. Not sure what one to pick? Check out the popular RABBIT.

But do remember, it’s a two step process. If she’s not into the movie part, don’t rush right into the toy part. Open her up to new ideas slowly and if you ever do get her to come around, you’ll both enjoy it more.

My girlfriend said that her friend has 10 orgasms a night. Now I feel like a putz. How can I give her multiples?

Devon: Ten a night? That sounds insane to me. Personally, I can only get there two to three times max. So, honestly, I wouldn’t sweat it – I’d prefer for a guy to make me come once really hard than lots of times. Be committed to that and you’ll blow her mind.

I’d really like to have a threesome with my girlfriend and another girl. What’s the best way to make that happen?

Devon: Threesomes are awesome because there are so many hands and mouths everywhere – all pleasuring you. I haven’t had one with my boyfriend because I don’t know if I could handle him paying attention to another girl. But I’ve had all-girl ones. It’s happened when I’m really drunk with friends and one thing leads to another. But I’m getting off track. First, find out if your gal is into it by dropping hints. Bring home magazines and see if she makes comments like, “Oooh, that girl’s got a great body.” Although, “We sure could use another hot babe in bed” would be a more reliable sign. At least it opens the door for you to discuss it and take it from there.

My girlfriend saw the Sex in the City golden-shower episode and now wants me to pee on her. Is this harmful?

Devon: If someone wanted to pee on me, I’d be totally weirded out. But if you do try it, she’ll probably be more into trying things that you want to do, so maybe you’ll get to have that threesome after all.

I’d love to get my gal to ejaculate. Know any tricks to try?

Devon: Oh, God, I squirted recently, and it was absolutely incredible! It’s not like an orgasm – it’s more intense and feels like a warm, gushing explosion. Here’s how it worked for me: My back was on the bed, and my legs were up on my boyfriend’s shoulders; he was kneeling and pulling my hips up and down on his penis, stimulating my G-spot like crazy. Try that, and if you succeed, she’ll be yours for life.